About Jack the Cat
Yo star, what up. So we're a ska/punk outfit outta the Phoenix valley, fresh circa 2008, and we came to fucking rock. No strings attached, you don't need to keep your ticket stub or check your chains. Blowin' buttholes out is what we do. No frills, no frivolities, just feed us beer and watch us go to work. Don't try to talk to or befriend us, we're horrible examples of human beings with no regard for your safety or health. We're hellions who don't believe in hell. We're saints with no heaven to go to. We're gonna rule the world one day, once all of the zealots, liars, thieves, murderers and other breeds of politician have either killed each other off, or been cast aside by the populace...and at that moment, when the last crooked tyrant stands atop the heaped bodies of his oathbreaking brethren, we're going to strike from the shadows...and we're gonna jack the cat for all he's worth.